Friday, April 12, 2013

Don't Go Into the Light, Carol Ann

Sitemeter is the devil. The devil, y'all. Do not install this satanic functionality to your blog; you will check it obsessively and it will make you crazy. You will start to armchair-detective your way around the whole internet, trying to draw people out. It will take over your life.

Having said that, I appreciate my new readers in Midrand, Gauteng (that's in South Africa, apparently. Ooooh, hark at her!) and...Claremont, New Hampshire. Welcome, losers!