These two knuckleheads put me to sleep like a glass of warm milk. Ugh. You can't tell me that accolades these two draw (they both got nominated? Thefuckouttahere) is due to anything other than wanting to see this chick on the red carpet. We have some national sickness that only be cured by talking about this boring-ass couple ad infinitum, apparently.
I respect the humanitarian work they do, really I do. But seriously, America. Can we retire these two for a fucking minute?
Jugo, who's at work at 5:30, along with the rest of Hollywood