I am so nervous. So worried. I have been yelling all day at people to shut up talking about the election because I don't want to jinx this. Seriously! I called a 24 hour moratorium on discussing this shit. If things go wrong, I will know who is to blame. All of you losers who don't believe in the power of bad juju.
In fourteen and a half hours, I'm going to vote for Barack.
Do not fuck this up, America.
EDIT: Sympathies to the Obama family: word is that Barack's grandmother passed today.