Found out last week while looking for pictures of Carradine. If only you had found out seven days ago you would be able to lord it over me, instead of what's going on right now (i.e. me lording it over you).
But that just proves my point (not really)! How did we not know this until now? We're roughly the same age, I think. We're not babes in the pop culture woods. Our google pimp-hands are strong. Doesn't this seem like something we would know? I'm not letting you lord this over me, homeskillet!
I only had room for one factoid about Plimpton in my head, and that slot was taken up with the whole River Phoenix thing. Knowing more about her was not an option. Just to prove this, knowing that Carradine is her pops means I can no longer remember if she was dating Phoenix, or that she was just in a couple of movies with him. If I look up their relationship on IMDb or something, I will forget who her dad is. It's a balancing act. What to do? What to do?
I think we're safe, because I'm never going to be able to forget it now that I know it. So if you ever suspect that there's something about Martha Plimpton that you used to know that you don't anymore, ask me. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
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