I had my picture up on my profile for a couple of days, and it was freaking me the eff out. I'd go back to Hammer, but I want to give you street hoes a little bit of a break. Like the man himself, I took it to heart when I heard the voice of my people crying in the wilderness, "please Jugo -- don't hurt 'em."
So I'm switching it up for the AughtEight, my friends. I comment on a fair number of blogs [actually, that's not true. I comment on four, five sites, tops. It would be more, but Bruns and Broccoli have gone on to their great rewards or something] and I like to have a spotless li'l photo to accompany my words of wisdom. So help me choose one. I wanted to use that a-mazing one of Christopher Hitchens in the shower looking like an angry smoking biscuit, but I knew that the sight of it would cause AdmiralNeck to log off the internet for the rest of life.
Charlie Watts -->
*and yes, Virginia, it actually is pronounced "DuBOYCE." Trust me. You are not being clever by letting my know you took three years of high school French.