Saturday, May 26, 2007

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Oh, and also...

I'm moving at the end of the summer, right? Everyone knows that, ya?

Only I'm reconsidering moving to L.A. I know! I know! It's just that...y'all know how much I want to live overseas again, right? I mean, I craves it. It is the precious to me. I've been online job hunting like a mofo, and if you think I've come up snake eyes trying to land a gig here in the U.S., imagine how spectacularly I'm doing trying to conduct an international job search. Anyway, the point of all of this is, I'm expanding my options. Any ideas for places I should look into? To remind everyone, I'm thinking:

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Why is This Show Always On?

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usI got no problem with this show*

...but seriously: why is it on 47 times a gatdamn day on every gatdamn channel? None of the people on this show is as funny as I'm apparently supposed to find them. God save me from "quirky" comedy. I'm sick of talking-to-the-camera; I'm sick of mugging-for-the-viewers; I'm sick of archmetaselfreferential bullshit that screams "Aren't!We!Clever!" because, you're not.

*obviously I do

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Daaaaaaamn, family!

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I'm drunk now, but somebody ask me about tonight later on, when I can recap this ish for you...remind me to talk about

1) the president
2) the speakers
3) all the beauteous black peoples that were in attendance (including that Heathcliff Huxtable-sounding dude)
4) how an Ozwald Boateng shirt will take you far, my brother

Kisses, family. Peace from the bish who is here to let you know: no one is immune from the power of the freakum shoes. No one.