Riddle me this, Batman: why is Carrot Top so cringe-inducingly, hypnotically creepy? It's not just that he looks like a damn alien. It's not just the bad plastic surgery, or the weird 'roidy thing he's got going on right now (I'm not bothering to post photos or link to evidence in this post because Broc is having a hard time processing my longer posts these days, and I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HER) or the rickydickydonkulous way he styles his hair...It's all of those things; but his creepiness is more than the sum of his parts. He's like a ... I don't know. But he is terrifying.
Happy Halloween, chirren.