Sunday, January 22, 2006
Pour Myself a Cup of Ambition
The first in a series of guest lectures designed with you, my reader, in mind.
Ambition Adams' Shit to Get You Straight
#1. Wear scrubs. All the time. There's almost no personal grooming issue or hangover-related eye bags that don't take on new meaning if the people with whom you come into contact think that you are an exhausted doctor or nurse or -- better yet -- dedicated and disciplined young medical student. I practically live in scrubs now.
This only counts if you wear traditional scrubs. None of that cutesy patterned bullshit. You can bag armfuls of the old blues 'n' greens at your local Goodwill for about 3 bucks a shot. Or, if you are lucky enough to have a Goodwill outlet, where they sell clothes by the damn POUND, you can completely revamp your wardrobe and garner a little much needed (if ill-deserved) respect for about 10 bucks.
--Ambition Adams, figuring this shit out, so your broke ass don't have to--
More info on today's guest lecturer can be found here.